MONETIZE
THE CHAOS

/// PREDICTION PROTOCOL
Leveraging optimistic oracles to resolve markets for the terminally online.
ELON MARS COLONY 2029? (NO 99%) • AI SENTIENCE Q4? (YES 12%) • BTC 100K? (YES 45%) • TIKTOK BAN? (NO 60%) • ALIEN DISCLOSURE? (YES 5%) • ELON MARS COLONY 2029? (NO 99%) • AI SENTIENCE Q4? (YES 12%) • BTC 100K? (YES 45%) • TIKTOK BAN? (NO 60%) • ALIEN DISCLOSURE? (YES 5%) •
Wall Street is too slow. The timeline moves at the speed of light. We built a Hyper-Liquid protocol to bet on the weirdest, dumbest, and most important events in human history.

Don't just watch the glitch. Short it.

The Infinite
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We replaced the spreadsheet with a dopamine loop. Swipe through live markets generated by the community. Spot a mispricing? Bet instantly with one tap.

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POLITICS

Will the US Government confirm NHI contact in 2025?

YES $0.12
NO $0.88
TECH

Will OpenAI announce AGI before GTA VI releases?

YES $0.40
NO $0.60
CULTURE

Will a Dogecoin literal dog become Mayor?

YES $0.01
NO $0.99
POLITICS

Will the US Government confirm NHI contact in 2025?

YES $0.12
NO $0.88
/// HALL OF FLESH (TOP TRADERS)

@DeepF**kValue

+$142,000

@Satoshi_Nakamoto

+$89,400

@Oracle_Eye

+$12,050